I am a proud potato.

busty-karkat:

My science teacher used to teach all of his classes morse code until last year because last year he caught two kids cheating on the test and having a conversation across the room in morse code by blinking their eyelids. So he doesn’t teach morse code anymore and those kids have to wear sunglasses when they take tests

Why don’t they just tap they’re finger

(via deduction-to-seduction)

bealli62:

togetheratskyfall:

breathlessintake:

crowleytimekeeper:

technicolortardis:

frenchie-atbakerstreet:

doctorwhovengerlock:

kanyewesticle:

it’s a 1 not L

we’ve been doing it wrong

So it’s technically tumboner?

And suddenly everything makes so much more sense.

tumboner im so done

omfg

This is the plot twist of all plots twists. I bet the staff is laughing at us now

(via lalasarahb)

majortvjunkie:

I just searched my first and last name on howmanyofme.com and I thought I would be the only scott with my last name, but there are 2 in the united states and I got really mad! and then I googled my name to see if I could track down this other scott and I found out he lives in florida so I got really pissed off. but then I realized I’m named after my dad

(via deduction-to-seduction)

mmmcookies22:

punziepond:

kittykittydontpanic:

bougiegal:

just a reminder than tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job

can you explain how that happens? 

people find out his real name and call him that at the park, therefore taking him out of character and ruining the magic for the younger kids

SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT

(via release-the-clowns)